Ugh. Colin Powell is really starting to frost my cookies. Obviously those tapes and pictures he brought before the Security Council today were fake. Nothing I do will ever be good enough. Excuse me, I'm getting just a little bit emotional. All I ever wanted was to have some big toys to play with. Is that too much to ask? It's not like I'm going to murder a mass amount of people with them, sheesh. My bubble bath awaits, tata.