Saddam Hussein (iraq) wrote,
Saddam Hussein
iraq

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Oy. My aching head. Things are taking a turn for the worse. Fucking Bush. I figured he'd crumble under pressure, but instead he just keeps going. In fact, he's giving his fellow civilized nations one last day to change their minds. The Frivolous Four: The United States, Great Britain, Spain and Portugal. They have no reason for invading me. If I am such a threat, where is your proof? Why are you not willing to share with the world your knowledge? Because you have none. I won't be suprised if many nations turn out to be pussies and jump on the Frivolous Bandwagon. All those who turn on me will also be punished.

I'm ready for action. My generals have authorization to use any weapons necessary, and I've got my fanny pack. No dictator on the run can be without his Evian and Bengay. While bombs rain over Baghdad, I'll be hiding in a civilian home with my laptop.. chilling. Well, I must make final preperations for the invasion.

DIE AMERICANS, DIE.

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