Bush is only a hop, skip, and jump away from invading. He has no clue what he's in for. There will be many American military and civilian casualties, I promise this. So anyway, Mexican President Vincente Fox left me a message earlier, mumbling about how I should comply with UN disarmament demands, blah blah blah. Why can't they just get off my back? Hey Vince, do not.. how do those Americans say, player hate. And as for the CIA, yo, you ain't gotta spy to kick it. I was flipping through the TV channels and I picked up on some of your culture through that charming BET network. Word.
One last thing..
Shameful. Hey Khalid, just a word of advice. Go find yourself a barber and tell him you're sick of looking like an asshole.
The next few weeks are going to be trying, but I will try to keep you updated on the injustice you all are trying to force on me. But be prepared for the same.