Hello all you American heathens. I figure since your nincompoop President is about to attack me unjustly, I more than have the right to loosen my tie and vent. The entire thing is asinine. You know, the whole "let us attack Uncle Saddam because he tried to kill my daddy" thing. Boo fucking hoo. Cry me a river, build and bridge and get over it already. That was 12 years ago, quit dwelling on the past. And what's with Tony Blair? I realize they are starting a coalition and everything but Allahdamnit, could they be any closer to butt buddies? If it's a political imbroglio they want, it's one they'll have. I'd love to sit that Laura on my knee and show her what a choir boy her little cowboy is compared to me. Anyway, I must go, I have a country to dictate in the morning. Until next time.