Am I the only one who just heard about this outrageous behavior? What do you expect though, I am locked away from the outside world. I am shocked, appalled and offended by what I've found. It's true. Saddam Hussein has been morally assaulted by this vile act. You know what I'm talking about.
Okay, first of all, girlfriend needs a cucumber and night cream treatment. If she looks like that, I shudder to think of what is hiding behind her zipper. Secondly, her taste in men.. is just insulting in itself. If I wanted to see "Dumbo" again, I would have asked that obese guard with easy cheese on his lip to bring me the Disney collection from the movie room. If I had my way, she would be publicly executed by Turkish impalement.. wearing those cute little pigtails, of course. And him, well, we would drop him from a cargo airplane and see what happens. Even under my rule in the land of Iraq, we had not such disgusting forms of immorality as performed by this yellow-haired witch. Anullment? More like a-pullmyhairwhiledoingmeinmypuckeredassholeforonenightandthendivorceme-ment. Oy, my aching head. Time to pray to Allah on her behalf. It's true. I am a godly man. I love Allah, but I still make him wear a condom. Ha ha ha. I am adopting this American humor. It is time to bid you goodnight. May you choke on your tongues while in slumber.
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iraq) wrote,
nauseated
