Saddam Hussein ([info]iraq) wrote,
@ 2003-03-18 21:06:00
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Possibly my final words.
Leave Baghdad? I think not! I WAS going to head for the hills, but now that he demanded that I do, I would look like his bitch. So here's how it's gonna go down. He invades Iraq, my sons and I unleash our counter, and I'm lucky, things will go array and America gets a slap on the hand along with the biggest 'I told you so' known to this era. Don't be alarmed if you don't hear from me for a few days, I've got a target on my forehead after all. Duct tape your windows, bitches. This shit's about to get heavy.



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[info]sugthemaniacbug
2003-03-18 09:51 pm UTC (link)
I guess there wont be any more wal-marts in iraq seeing as how theirs a target on every corner, eghh ace???

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[info]iraq
2003-03-19 02:23 am UTC (link)
Take your recycled Afghanistan joke and get the hell out of my site. Get it? Sight/Site? Te He.

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(no subject) - [info]aperfectcirgirl, 2003-03-20 09:09 am UTC

[info]ex_kim_jong_771
2003-03-18 09:55 pm UTC (link)
Show 'em what the Axis is made of, Sadie!

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[info]iraq
2003-03-19 02:22 am UTC (link)
Represent.

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(no subject) - [info]sessodio, 2003-03-19 03:09 pm UTC

[info]littlebush
2003-03-18 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Where you think you're gonna hide yah damn towel head? We're taking over your country! You might as well have just left unless you wanna be working as a gas station attendant in Little America!

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[info]evilbananaslug
2003-03-18 10:21 pm UTC (link)
Remember, sir, that many of us here oppose Mr. Bush's actions and are simple folk just trying to get by.

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[info]iraq
2003-03-19 02:22 am UTC (link)
If you care so much, come here wearing one of those nifty human shield shirts.. and don't leave this time.

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simple? - (Anonymous), 2003-05-05 10:53 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-07-28 01:31 am UTC

[info]tr1x0r
2003-03-18 11:32 pm UTC (link)
You da man saddam. Don't let Bushy make you his bitch.

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[info]iraq
2003-03-19 02:25 am UTC (link)
I dub thee, Saddam Jr.

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(no subject) - [info]tr1x0r, 2003-03-19 03:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_un_popula347, 2003-03-19 03:52 am UTC
hey! - (Anonymous), 2003-03-19 11:57 am UTC
Re: hey! - [info]tr1x0r, 2003-03-19 11:59 am UTC
Re: hey! - [info]madrisere, 2003-03-19 01:33 pm UTC
Re: hey! - [info]clairedelune, 2003-03-19 02:20 pm UTC
Re: hey! - [info]htownclone, 2003-03-19 05:18 pm UTC
Re: hey! - [info]madrisere, 2003-03-19 07:41 pm UTC
...... - (Anonymous), 2003-03-19 06:46 pm UTC
Re: ...... - (Anonymous), 2003-04-17 10:28 pm UTC
You are dumb - (Anonymous), 2003-04-17 10:26 pm UTC

[info]wabut
2003-03-19 02:02 am UTC (link)
running away might make you look like his bitch, but in a couple days you will be his bitch

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[info]arafat
2003-03-19 02:08 am UTC (link)
I'm glad I have your cell phone NUMBER!!!!

I AM ARAFAT!!!

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[info]vandalous
2003-03-19 02:15 am UTC (link)
Learn to spell, Saddam. It's awry, not array. I think our special ops snipers have you and all your doubles in their sights right now.

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(no subject) - [info]iraq, 2003-03-19 02:20 am UTC
Re: - [info]vandalous, 2003-03-19 02:41 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2003-03-19 04:46 am UTC (link)
you know you got no kinda life if you on here pretendin' to be some saddam hussein. i'm sorry but that shit ain't even funny. like that mofo is sittin' online typing shit right now or even talkin' like that. fuck you. you need a life really bad. i feel bad that you gotta go through all this to entertain yourself.

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[info]sexigraffiti
2003-03-19 04:51 am UTC (link)
maybe you should feel bad that you're not intelligent enough to understand it...

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(no subject) - [info]mapleicescreem, 2003-03-19 10:26 am UTC
Geez Anonymous - (Anonymous), 2003-03-19 06:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stealthrabbi, 2003-03-19 06:36 am UTC
hee - [info]cutyournoose, 2003-03-19 04:56 pm UTC
Re: hee - [info]stealthrabbi, 2003-03-19 05:33 pm UTC
Re: hee - [info]jdl, 2003-03-19 11:49 pm UTC
Re: hee - [info]stealthrabbi, 2003-03-20 05:51 am UTC
Re: hee - [info]jdl, 2003-03-20 06:47 am UTC
Re: hee - [info]stealthrabbi, 2003-03-20 10:48 am UTC
Re: hee - [info]jdl, 2003-03-21 02:24 am UTC
oh my. - (Anonymous), 2003-03-19 06:59 am UTC
Re: oh my. - [info]lovedumpling, 2003-03-19 01:32 pm UTC
Re: oh my. - (Anonymous), 2003-03-19 05:09 pm UTC
Re: oh my. - [info]lovedumpling, 2003-03-20 01:51 pm UTC
Re: oh my. - [info]sexigraffiti, 2003-03-19 01:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]facemeetfloor, 2003-03-19 08:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mapleicescreem, 2003-03-19 10:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rula, 2003-03-19 02:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hobo_dan, 2003-03-19 10:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]braincompost, 2003-03-19 12:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blinking_eights, 2003-03-19 01:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]george_dubya, 2003-03-19 02:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cherry_pie, 2003-03-19 03:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-03-19 06:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hobo_dan, 2003-03-19 10:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mapleicescreem, 2003-03-19 04:22 pm UTC
Give it a rest - (Anonymous), 2003-03-19 05:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tommynorcal, 2003-03-20 03:54 pm UTC

[info]thelegendarystm
2003-03-19 05:09 am UTC (link)
Hey Saddam,
When you take over can I be your towel boy? Or will that job fall to "good ole" Bush?

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[info]iraq
2003-03-19 03:56 pm UTC (link)
..how good are you at applying bengay?

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(no subject) - [info]thelegendarystm, 2003-03-19 06:19 pm UTC
Well...
[info]djraven
2003-03-19 05:58 am UTC (link)
So why are you overreacting? Let it flow, man. Worry about the present, not the future. Get on your camel and ride into the sunset. Let your military do the job, man.

-DJR

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(Anonymous)
2003-03-19 06:57 am UTC (link)
hahahah. you can come chill at my house if you want. :P i'll even let you touch my panties!

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[info]minx17
2003-03-19 07:52 am UTC (link)
take care, saddam!
aaaaaahahahahahaha you're so toast.

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[info]iraq
2003-03-19 04:14 pm UTC (link)
Freedom Toast? HA HA HA HA.

America is petty.

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(no subject) - [info]evilbananaslug, 2003-03-19 06:39 pm UTC

[info]mustafa_bergic
2003-03-19 09:29 am UTC (link)
I am sure you wont have a hand in the distribution of Chemical or Biological weapons but some terrorist organization that you give them to will so can you make sure when they do they don’t target Florida or if they do just Orlando because its not a very good town. Well good luck Saddam remember to take some Kurds down with you

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it is me, Adolf Hitler.
(Anonymous)
2003-03-19 09:46 am UTC (link)
Saddam, I so envy you. If I was not so damn dead, I would give my left nut...errrr...my right nut to be right there with you.
Good Luck My Friend,
Adolf

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Re: it is me, Adolf Hitler.
(Anonymous)
2003-05-05 10:56 am UTC (link)
you absolutly digust me i cant beleve in this day there are still as simple minded people as you and to support hitler i hope you are gased to death just like the millions of people who were

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[info]upswing_mix
2003-03-19 10:31 am UTC (link)
don't worry saddam. we love you!

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[info]mapleicescreem
2003-03-19 10:31 am UTC (link)
Well thank you all, i've had my chuckle for the day haha..

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[info]ghostoftime
2003-03-19 11:50 am UTC (link)
word up homie.

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[info]iraq
2003-03-19 04:18 pm UTC (link)
All about the 964 up in this piece.

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HEHE you think you are funny!
(Anonymous)
2003-03-19 11:55 am UTC (link)
My goodness, i love the whole venting thing but you might as well face it we re gonna go kick your Sadie ass. Anyways, you shouldnt go into hiding because where in the hell are you gonna hide that damn towl head of yours?? LOSER!

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Re: HEHE you think you are funny!
(Anonymous)
2003-03-19 05:09 pm UTC (link)
probably up your ass, stupid.

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Re: HEHE you think you are funny! - [info]hobo_dan, 2003-03-19 10:51 pm UTC
Re: HEHE you think you are funny! - (Anonymous), 2003-03-21 04:07 am UTC
Duct tape?
[info]lookbeyond
2003-03-19 12:14 pm UTC (link)
Duct tape? Your shitting me. Your gonna need to spend half your budget for that stuff. Some people heard about some dumb whitey reporter saying to get duct tape and water, and there is no duct tape in all of the world because whiney Americans bought it.

Damn Americans. Here-here for Russians

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Re: Duct tape?
[info]iraq
2003-03-19 04:19 pm UTC (link)
Yes, I can sympathize with you post-soviets. :) Hip-hip.. Hurrah.

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Re: Duct tape? - [info]cutyournoose, 2003-03-19 05:06 pm UTC
Re: Duct tape? - [info]_josh, 2003-03-19 06:33 pm UTC
Re: Duct tape? - [info]lookbeyond, 2003-03-19 06:35 pm UTC

[info]mikeashesxxx
2003-03-19 12:25 pm UTC (link)
tits.

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[info]hobo_dan
2003-03-19 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Hilarious!

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[info]zf
2003-03-19 01:03 pm UTC (link)
SLUMBER PARTY AT SADDAM'S PLACE!

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[info]george_dubya
2003-03-19 02:16 pm UTC (link)
can i bring some (~200,000) friends?

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(no subject) - [info]lightxmyxfire, 2003-03-19 07:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hobo_dan, 2003-03-19 10:53 pm UTC
its too late we already have the goods
(Anonymous)
2003-03-19 01:40 pm UTC (link)
he he he, all you bitches out there. its osama here, speaking from my nice pad in rio (post plastic surgery). just to let my old pal bushie know that saddam already delivered the goods to me. i have all his chemical and biological weapons stored safely in the good ole U.S. of A awaiting the glorious day of the world islamic revolution.

saddam is here with me, he got out days ago and has undergone some cosmetic surgery too. we are safe, mwhahahaha. meanwhile, the indiscrimate bombing and rape of the great arab land of iraq will give us in the Al CIAdea network casus belli to declare a 'war on westernism' and all you bush lovers are first in line. heh heh heh

by the way, the referemce to saddam giving me his wmds was a joke, because as we all know, the fuckwit doesn't have any at all.

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[info]george_dubya
2003-03-19 01:57 pm UTC (link)
That's right, biatch. I'ma bus' a cap in yo ass.

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[info]lookbeyond
2003-03-19 03:59 pm UTC (link)
You go Bushy.

Grab some more slugs and put it in France and Germany while your at it

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[info]lyssiek
2003-03-19 02:00 pm UTC (link)
Dude, I didn't know saddam knew English?! ;]

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[info]george_dubya
2003-03-19 02:17 pm UTC (link)
see? he's a crafty fucker. we have to take him out before he spreads the english language to terrorist cells.

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(no subject) - [info]lyssiek, 2003-03-19 02:23 pm UTC

[info]blistikmiss
2003-03-19 02:13 pm UTC (link)
WAR! HUH! Good god lord, what is good for?
Nukin' Saddam's Country!

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[info]iraq
2003-03-19 04:05 pm UTC (link)
I resent that.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-03-19 05:10 pm UTC
Re: - [info]blistikmiss, 2003-03-20 12:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nonnas, 2003-03-20 04:10 pm UTC
Re: - [info]blistikmiss, 2003-03-20 11:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-03-21 04:03 am UTC
Re: - [info]blistikmiss, 2003-03-21 04:36 am UTC

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