Saddam Hussein ([info]iraq) wrote,
@ 2003-03-08 19:40:00
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Current mood: relaxed
Current music:Wesley Willis - Rock Saddam Hussein's Ass

UN Shmu-N
Bush is only a hop, skip, and jump away from invading. He has no clue what he's in for. There will be many American military and civilian casualties, I promise this. So anyway, Mexican President Vincente Fox left me a message earlier, mumbling about how I should comply with UN disarmament demands, blah blah blah. Why can't they just get off my back? Hey Vince, do not.. how do those Americans say, player hate. And as for the CIA, yo, you ain't gotta spy to kick it. I was flipping through the TV channels and I picked up on some of your culture through that charming BET network. Word.

One last thing..



Shameful. Hey Khalid, just a word of advice. Go find yourself a barber and tell him you're sick of looking like an asshole.

The next few weeks are going to be trying, but I will try to keep you updated on the injustice you all are trying to force on me. But be prepared for the same.




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[info]mygunyourheart
2003-03-08 08:08 pm UTC (link)
Will you have my babies?

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[info]iraq
2003-03-08 08:12 pm UTC (link)
Only if you're in some way related to Meryl Streep.

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[info]mygunyourheart
2003-03-08 09:08 pm UTC (link)
Damn.

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[info]littlebush
2003-03-08 08:15 pm UTC (link)
Like you're one to be making fun of people's looks... You look pregnant with that belly! And unless you disarm 200% and give me all your oil we ARE going to war!

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you rule
[info]minx17
2003-03-08 08:19 pm UTC (link)
"Hey Vince, do not.. how do those Americans say, player hate"

ohmygodAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAH

you are so fucking funny, ohmygod... that is hysterical.

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YO MAN
[info]lowside
2003-03-08 08:39 pm UTC (link)
I an sitting here in Tel Aviv Waiting for your chemical missiles to attack us ( and I don't care if we are part of the war or not)
Man' I jusrt need STRONGER chemicals dude, so come on give me a hand send some strong stuff I MUST get high one way or another and if you don't bomb us I will come to BAGDAD and take all your drugs away, and you know we Israelis do what we promise, so bomb us now or no hard core for you ass hole...

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Re: YO MAN
[info]littlebush
2003-03-08 08:45 pm UTC (link)
So we could buy more allies in the region if we promised crack dealers to be included in the new regime?

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Re: YO MAN
[info]lowside
2003-03-08 08:50 pm UTC (link)
hi stupid president..thats not what I ment..Legalize it here, then we all behind you jack ass...and if u can't just let usn get high from Sadams Anthrax..:)

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Re: YO MAN
[info]littlebush
2003-03-08 08:53 pm UTC (link)
Hey now... I may not be the brightest cookie in the jar but god came to me in a dream and told me Saddam is evil so I know enough to pay attention...
Really I'd be all for killing off the entire reason... That place is such a headache.. I'd have so much more time to play video games without y'alls

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Re: YO MAN
[info]lowside
2003-03-08 08:57 pm UTC (link)
So get back to your ranch man..let me get my own drugs alone..trust me I can do better than your poor, demoralized army, when I need my stuff..;)

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Re: Little Bush
(Anonymous)
2003-10-31 03:59 pm UTC (link)
HOW BIG OF AN ASSHOLE ARE YOU?

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[info]jadyz
2003-03-08 10:22 pm UTC (link)
i am also a fan of the BET....do you know about snoop dog in iraq?

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[info]dreama
2003-03-08 11:57 pm UTC (link)
Go find yourself a barber and tell him you're sick of looking like an asshole.

ROFLMAO, I think I almost cried.

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[info]feuders
2003-03-09 01:09 am UTC (link)
word. cut the mullet!

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[info]throwingstardna
2003-03-09 09:17 am UTC (link)
" Go find yourself a barber and tell him you're sick of looking like an asshole."
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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[info]benjizbiotch
2003-03-09 06:54 pm UTC (link)
Lmao..have you been listening to Wesley Willis?

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Re: Ah Wesley!
[info]lovebrandles
2003-04-16 07:14 pm UTC (link)
He is the man :)

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Terrorism is fun
(Anonymous)
2003-03-10 04:57 pm UTC (link)
Saddam,

I was wondering, when gassing groups of people, which is your favorite sort of unconventional weapon. I mean, which "weapon of mass destruction" makes you cum in your pants? I was just wondering what might be on the line up for Persian Gulf War II. I'd just like to have the inside scoop as to what you might be using to bring the infidels to their knees. Also, boxers, briefs or commando?

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I love you, man
(Anonymous)
2003-03-11 10:50 am UTC (link)
But you're no Stalin.

Stalin, he was feared! He made people shit their pants with loads of Russian despiration!

You, you just have nice tile floors that resemble American presidents in anguish.

It's a nice Art Deco touch, but I'm really not feeling the pain.

Crank it up a notch, muffin!

Hugs and kisses,
John Reiser
www.newrisedesigns.com

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[info]megamanzero
2003-03-11 04:12 pm UTC (link)
You teh 1337!!!!1111 w00t!!!11111one

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[info]ghostbunny
2003-03-11 06:51 pm UTC (link)
i'm meryl streep. may i fellate you?

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[info]guycc
2003-03-11 10:44 pm UTC (link)
Holy shit, this is funny. Whether you add me or not, I'm adding you to my friends list.

I am intrigued, and must know more.

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Well...
[info]djraven
2003-03-12 06:10 am UTC (link)
Man, don't watch BET. You'll get brainwashed into being "ghetto", and I don't think you have ghettos over there.

And why the hell are you watching American programming if you hate America?

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THE REAL IRAQI SUPERWEAPON
[info]nerd_king
2003-03-16 09:11 am UTC (link)

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(Anonymous)
2003-03-21 05:57 am UTC (link)
"Go find yourself a barber and tell him you're sick of looking like an asshole." Where is that quote from?

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Wesley Willis
(Anonymous)
2003-03-29 09:55 am UTC (link)
Wesley Willis said it.

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[info]eatyourmakeup
2003-03-31 02:41 am UTC (link)
ITS RON FUCKING JEREMY!

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(Anonymous)
2003-10-09 12:10 am UTC (link)
Saddam likes Wesley Willis? Bad-ass.

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