Saddam Hussein ([info]iraq) wrote,
@ 2003-02-21 00:24:00
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Current music:OMC - How 'Bazaar'

A Tale of Passion, Seduction, and Michael Jackson
I watched that "Michael Jackson: The Footage You Were Never Meant To See" show on FOX, tonight. Before you say another word, I get American TV Channels only to keep an eye on all of you asinine morons. Not that I don't mind catching a Lifetime Original Movie now and then, but that's completely irrelevant to the point. Other than adding some charming music to a clip of him walking with young children, and making him seem slightly human for a few moments, it did nothing for him.

On another note, why are you concerned with me when you have your very own pillager inside your own gates? In the words of some quaint americans.. get off my nuts, yo. At least I don't have an edible nose. At least I don't force small blonde children to wear veils. At least I have the decency to let children die with their parents. At least I, Saddam Hussein, do not sleep in the same bed with Macauly Culkin. What now? Yeah, shut up.

Well, I've got things to do. Those Allah-damned next door desert kids egged my camels again. Pe@ce out sandniggas.


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[info]jackit
2003-02-21 12:41 am UTC (link)
lolol I love your choice of music, homes.

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[info]benjizbiotch
2003-02-21 12:41 am UTC (link)
Holy fuck...you own all!@#$%^

I want to rub your saggy man tits..Nummeh LOL

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[info]iraq
2003-02-21 12:45 am UTC (link)
Yeah, you wish babycakes.

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[info]benjizbiotch
2003-02-21 12:55 am UTC (link)
Oh I do. I picked out this icon just for you. Does it make you horny babah?

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[info]joryuu
2003-02-21 01:12 am UTC (link)
you DO boink satan, however.
although, compared to coercing little boys with undescended testicles into bed, boinking satan IS kind of an accomplishment...
hmmm. i retract that earlier statement.
*bows*

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[info]kalisphoenix
2003-02-21 01:34 am UTC (link)
But he's got the CUTEST little outfits!

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[info]jo464
2003-02-21 07:37 am UTC (link)
Take me now!

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[info]iraq
2003-02-23 03:42 pm UTC (link)
If by "Take me now!" you mean beating and pillaging the mother loving shit out of you with large metal rods, I'd be obliged. :D

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[info]jo464
2003-02-23 03:51 pm UTC (link)
Oh, don't turn me on so much!

*touches special woman areas*

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[info]platinumstars
2003-02-21 08:51 am UTC (link)
lmfaoooo OMC - How Bazaar...hahaha

::applauds::

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[info]yerasimakis
2003-02-22 02:55 pm UTC (link)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA I am SO adding you

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[info]iraq
2003-02-23 03:43 pm UTC (link)
You dare threaten the Butcher of Baghdad?!

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[info]yerasimakis
2003-02-23 04:13 pm UTC (link)
have mercy on my north american soul, o murderous one

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[info]embraceofevil
2003-02-22 06:08 pm UTC (link)
I haven't seen this much genius since.. well, since never. Please Saddam, enlighten us on your plans for the future!

And gas those damn kids one-for!

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[info]iraq
2003-02-23 03:46 pm UTC (link)
I will most certainly not waste my gas on some measly children when I can take out a fleet of your soldiers with it. Children call for something a little less drastic.. more like.. dismemberment.

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[info]embraceofevil
2003-02-23 08:07 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, but, then again, you could always send the kids strapped with C4 into the ranks, and THEN gas them. Not only will the kids probably take out quite a few men, but the gas would finish off any of the stupid people who wouldn't have shot them in the first place..

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[info]minx17
2003-02-23 09:16 pm UTC (link)
this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen in my fucking life!

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[info]kunde_yidang
2003-02-23 10:45 pm UTC (link)
hey, its better than the time, they egged my yaks!!!

yaks have really sand papery tongues and itis a well known fact that they can lick you to the bone in about 30 seconds. did you know that yaks think eggs are tasty? my whole war fleet, gone in 60 seconds. it was terrible.

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[info]thatweirdgirl
2003-02-24 02:09 pm UTC (link)
i have a question for you, saddam-- do you really have a ton of body-doubles?

just curious.
btw, i'm adding you.

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[info]iraq
2003-02-24 05:58 pm UTC (link)
I am not at liberty to disclose this information.

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