Saddam Hussein ([info]iraq) wrote,
@ 2003-02-19 01:55:00
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I could not sleep, so what better thing do I have to do than write for you curious sideshow carnies? So anyway, things are beginning to look up for me. While you liberal twits are protesting and protecting my interests because you don't want my oh so precious Iraqi civilians to be needlessly murdered, I will only have time to play with my toys. :o) Anyway my many sons will carry on my legacy of murder, rape and torture so it's all good. Bring it on Bush, you cowboy cretin.

Oh yes, look at what my son brought home for me today:



Isn't it great? I'm going to slap it on my tank tomorrow. Speaking of tomorrow, I need sleep for just that. Until next time, schmucks.



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aw come on
[info]ruthlyn
2003-02-19 07:48 am UTC (link)
you know you love us liberals!

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Re: aw come on
[info]iraq
2003-02-20 02:21 pm UTC (link)
The only thing you're good for is defending slaughterers, much like myself.

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nuh-uh!!
[info]ruthlyn
2003-02-20 02:26 pm UTC (link)
we defend your innocent civilians
your women and children
and the future of the United States
:-D
you silly dictator, you!

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Re: nuh-uh!!
[info]iraq
2003-02-20 02:30 pm UTC (link)
You swear like I care about those things.

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but dude. . .
[info]ruthlyn
2003-02-20 02:39 pm UTC (link)
why don't you and Bush have a tea party. . .
or why don't you arm wrestle each other
I know you will win.
Then he'll back the fuck off.

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Re: aw come on
(Anonymous)
2008-02-20 12:56 am UTC (link)
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Location: The hotel is located in the central part of the streets of Las Vegas Strip.

The hotel: 2500 rooms and 200 rooms category Suite, lagoon-type swimming pool, Jacuzzi, 7 restaurants, 6 bars, a golf course, spa center, beauty salon, casino, dance and entertainment program "Siren" Treasure Island, show programs, nightclub, the theater at 1500 seats, the gallery shops, facilities for weddings, 3 conference room.

The rooms: air conditioning, satellite TV, phone with voice mail, safe, hair dryer, iron and ironing board.

Deluxe Room: king-size bed or two queen-size beds, a small living area with chairs and a coffee table, a marble bathroom.

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Petite Suite (58 square metres): king-size bed, a spacious living area with sofas and chairs, two bathrooms with Jacuzzi, a hallway.

Executive Suite (77 square metres): king-size bed, a spacious living area with sofas and chairs, a stereo system, two bathrooms with Jacuzzi, a hallway.

Tower Suite (86 square metres): king-size bed, a spacious living area with sofas and chairs, stereos, dining area with dining table for four, two bathrooms with Jacuzzi, a hallway.

Luxury Suite (96 square metres): a bedroom with king-size bed, a separate living room, a desk, fax, high-speed Internet, hallway, two bathrooms with Jacuzzi.

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Re: aw come on
[info]katie_riddell
2008-03-10 02:17 am UTC (link)
Under Nevada sun (even if the leave in a local Bellagio Hotel is ten times more for the same night). And who abandons the comforting prize, a voucher for $ 100 (of losing in Vegas), which is to pay the city for nine months? No tourist handbook or spot on the Vegas venture not promise you jackpot, or at least a solid win (with the possible high degree of certainty predict just the opposite). But under the cords to feed and cheap - so please, and there are no deception. The customer should be happy, and above all loving! City - Swedish record for the number of tables, which are called all-you-can-eat (anything that can eat), or "buffet". And quality of the food kitchen: the elegant Bellagio Hotel Vegas, for example, offered $ 20 for an unlimited number of eastern delicacies, each pulling in the usual restaurant on the whole amount. Breakfast in Vegas pay only inexperienced tourists: in each hotel you simply must issue a thick stack of free vouchers-coupons. And the average dinner (not at the restaurant roads) would cost only 10-20 dollars. And where else can you try the mixture of crab and shrimp for a symbolic $ 1? Most shows in the casino free. But tickets for some circus performances, sports competitions and concerts visiting celebrities cheap - prices sometimes get breakfast thousand per 1 dollars, and even go up to several thousand.

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[info]shoewater
2003-02-20 07:54 am UTC (link)
Which son, Uday or Kusay?

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[info]iraq
2003-02-20 02:20 pm UTC (link)
My beloved Uday is much too busy running his little newspaper to go out and buy his Papi something from the bazaars. So it was in fact my other known son.

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[info]shoewater
2003-02-20 11:57 pm UTC (link)
How sweet :)

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[info]tr1x0r
2003-02-20 11:24 am UTC (link)
hahaha Sa-DAMN!

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[info]iraq
2003-02-20 02:24 pm UTC (link)
oh how clever you are.. -cough-..pagan..-cough-

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[info]opheliasdeserts
2003-02-20 01:48 pm UTC (link)
hahaha.

saddaaaaaaaaaaam take me into your harem.

I LOVE YOU!

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[info]iraq
2003-02-20 02:27 pm UTC (link)
Charmed. Really I am. Unless you're Meryl Streep, you are not worthy of my harem.

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Re:
[info]opheliasdeserts
2003-02-20 02:59 pm UTC (link)
tsss.

you will pick an old american over an arabian princess??

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[info]shoewater
2003-02-20 11:57 pm UTC (link)
Oh and you look sexy in this picture.

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thank you
[info]sloot_police
2003-02-20 05:50 pm UTC (link)
genius. pure genius.
thank you for joining livejournal.

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fuck you
[info]fathers
2003-02-26 11:12 pm UTC (link)
My father is NAKED, you stupid fuck.

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[info]deadendhope
2003-02-20 08:12 pm UTC (link)
Not only are you proving your stupidity by misspelling names of serveral men, but your ideas are sad. What is the point of killing civilians? Nothing is wrong with collateral damage if we protect American lives. They are Iraqi civilians we are killing, what are they going to do? Grow up and kill Americans. Sodman Insane is an embarrasment to man kind and should be shot in the liver. We need to stop wanting to "protect Iraqi civilians" and defend American civilians from this threat. Go ahead and respond your only defense is of killing innocents, they are not innocent. Survival of the fittest.

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[info]iraq
2003-02-20 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Aw, yes, come sit on Uncle Saddam's lap and tell me all about what is bugging you. Then we can see what.. pops up.

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[info]shoewater
2003-02-20 11:56 pm UTC (link)
I love you Saddam!! You fucking hilarious fucker. Fuck you for being so damn funny.

My parents really are from Iraq though. YOU gave my daddy a watch when he was in the army and you told him that you would be president one day. Ya sick fuck. Ha!

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[info]iraq
2003-02-21 12:01 am UTC (link)
I didn't know your dad was Nancy Reagan.

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[info]shoewater
2003-02-21 12:21 am UTC (link)
And I didnt know your ass was so damn fine. Sexy man sexy man.

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Mmmm. War.
[info]beerman
2003-03-17 01:53 am UTC (link)
Protecting innocent american civilians from the evil of a man who... might... have done something... to american civillians... maybe.
In other news, north koreas nuclear weapons program appears to be in full swing. First target: the you-ess-oh-ay. Hooray!

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(Anonymous)
2003-04-10 04:30 pm UTC (link)
I'm not going to argue with most of your post, but... survival of the fittest?
Also known as social darwinism, the idea of "survival of the fittest" carrying over to peoples was used to justify many lovely things including (but not limited to): slavery, racism, anti-semitism, imperialism, militarism, the rape of Nanking, and the holocaust. Isn't it amazing how much four little words can do? Of course, for all I know, you're a neo-nazi or white supremacist. I am not saying whether I am for or against the war. I merely request that you take just a little bit of time to see where your ideas can lead you, and make sure you're ready to follow them.

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RAR
[info]benjizbiotch
2003-02-20 08:40 pm UTC (link)
I WANT 10,000 OF YOUR BABIES!

Take me now Saddamy baby.

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Re: RAR
[info]iraq
2003-02-20 11:31 pm UTC (link)
Under normal circumstances, I would say no. But for some reason, I have a weak spot for Asians. Come on over, if you can find me.

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Re: RAR
[info]benjizbiotch
2003-02-20 11:35 pm UTC (link)
Hey, fuck you pal!

But okay..I'll be over for our booty call ASAP!

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Re: RAR
[info]missgodsmack
2003-02-21 04:18 pm UTC (link)
lmfao asians ohhhhhh funny shit btw jack in the box this journal is fuckin great

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2003-03-20 07:14 pm UTC (link)
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